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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

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kuzkospoison:

CONGRATULATIONS!
The Emperor Award for Winner Over All Goes To
baerrito
The Pacha Awards for Friendliest Bloggers Go To 
captainswagalicious
arrowdactyl
horsehatecrimes
princevevo
The Yzma Awards for Funniest Blogs Go To
sarahjessicapenis
metricvevo
likeigiveabother
jadenstwitter
The Kronk Awards for Best URLs Go To
sighconic
waluiqi
puppies
dorkcupine
The Wrong Lever Awards for Runners Up Go To
myclonuts
metaphysicalmashedpotatoes
burritostampede
dksummit
toostupidtofunction
PRIZES!
The winner for The Emperor Award will receive a custom made sweatshirt.
The winners for The Pacha Award will receive friendship bead bracelets. 
The winners for The Yzma Award will receive a joke in a bottle.
The winners for The Kronk Award will receive washer necklaces with their name and url on it.
The winners for The Wrong Lever Award will get a dedicated selfie.
In addition to the prizes, the winners will get
a followback from yours truly (if i’m not following you already)
a link to your blogs on my page forever
eternal friendship if you’d like
promos, reblogs, or anything else requested (if possible)
*** Please, if you want your prizes, message me whatever address you want them sent to!!! This is at no cost to you. I will keep your personal information confidential***
My only request for the winners is to take a picture of or with your prize when you receive it. 
Thank you all so much for entering! It was a hard decision to make. I will be doing these two weeks before the end of every month. My next tumblr awards will be September 17 and the winners will be announced October 1. If you won this tumblr awards, you will have another opportunity to win again after the next one *with exception to the Wrong Lever Awards* (to give other people a chance to win).
-Asia

kuzkospoison:

CONGRATULATIONS!

The Emperor Award for Winner Over All Goes To

The Pacha Awards for Friendliest Bloggers Go To 

The Yzma Awards for Funniest Blogs Go To

The Kronk Awards for Best URLs Go To

The Wrong Lever Awards for Runners Up Go To

PRIZES!

The winner for The Emperor Award will receive a custom made sweatshirt.

The winners for The Pacha Award will receive friendship bead bracelets. 

The winners for The Yzma Award will receive a joke in a bottle.

The winners for The Kronk Award will receive washer necklaces with their name and url on it.

The winners for The Wrong Lever Award will get a dedicated selfie.

In addition to the prizes, the winners will get

  1. a followback from yours truly (if i’m not following you already)
  2. a link to your blogs on my page forever
  3. eternal friendship if you’d like
  4. promos, reblogs, or anything else requested (if possible)

*** Please, if you want your prizes, message me whatever address you want them sent to!!! This is at no cost to you. I will keep your personal information confidential***

My only request for the winners is to take a picture of or with your prize when you receive it. 

Thank you all so much for entering! It was a hard decision to make. I will be doing these two weeks before the end of every month. My next tumblr awards will be September 17 and the winners will be announced October 1. If you won this tumblr awards, you will have another opportunity to win again after the next one *with exception to the Wrong Lever Awards* (to give other people a chance to win).

-Asia

crybaybe:

heres to being trapped inside all day ; link

fake you out - twenty one pilots
out of my league  - fitz and the tantrums
punching in a dream - the naked and famous
riptide - vance joy
here comes the anxiety - the wombats
awkward - san cisco
take a walk - passion pit
cool kids - echosmith
come a little closer - cage the elephant
do i wanna know - chvrches (cover)
without you - lana del rey
everybody wants to rule the world - lorde
oblivion - bastille
run - daughter
burn - i build collapsible mountains

crybaybe:

heres to being trapped inside all day ; link

fake you out - twenty one pilots

out of my league  - fitz and the tantrums

punching in a dream - the naked and famous

riptide - vance joy

here comes the anxiety - the wombats

awkward - san cisco

take a walk - passion pit

cool kids - echosmith

come a little closer - cage the elephant

do i wanna know - chvrches (cover)

without you - lana del rey

everybody wants to rule the world - lorde

oblivion - bastille

run - daughter

burn - i build collapsible mountains

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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serkets:

reasons i dont want to go back to school

  • homework
  • being forced to be around dumb,horrible, and mean people for so long
  • have to wear a bra
  • forced social interaction
  • gross teachers 
  • having to actually put on clothes that arent pajamas
  • have to wake up early
  • cant stay up too late
  • no sleeping in class
  • no eating in class
  • less time for internet and friends 
  • did i mention that 80% of ppl here are giant assholes

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galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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kffj:

officialben10:

punkedited:

Mitt Romney 

BYE!

 is that jakemalik

kffj:

officialben10:

punkedited:

Mitt Romney 

BYE!

is that jakemalik

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crybaybe:

when ur on ur phone in chemistry and ur teacher walks over and asks what ur doing and ur just like

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truthteahunty:

first date looks

truthteahunty:

first date looks

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yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

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Beyoncé: (Feminism) requires both men and women, and we are equally important and need one another. … We have to teach our boys the rules of equality and respect, so that as they grow up, gender equality becomes a natural way of life. And we have to teach our girls that they can reach as high as humanly possible.”
White Feminists: stop using feminism for attention
Scarlet Johansson: I am girl
White Feminists: YES! finally a celebrity with a brain! in a male dominated industry Scarlet is not a afraid to be herself. Truly a feminist icon!

skeletongrazed:

shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity

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